What a strange life we live, what a strange, strange road we travel. No man is an island, or so they say, but every day I'm stranded under a palm tree, picking coconut out of my teeth. Heh.
Yuugao is out on a mission. Freakin' weird-ass ANBU and their weird-ass ways. You wouldn't believe some of the shit I found in her room. A branding iron? A book on foot-torture? That's not natural. She's going to kick my ass when she figures out I went through her stuff. But, it's for her own good. Someone has to take care of her...look after her...try and get into her panties.
What else? Oh yeah. I went to get a mission. I have guard duty for the visiting sister of some nobleman on and off for the next few weeks. Crap job, but Hokage-sama is still pissed about a few items that have been missing for a while. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that I DID NOT STEAL HER UNDERWEAR. What the fuck? Why would I want old woman panties?
Oh! I ran into Uchiha Sasuke on the way to get the mission. That guy actually has a sense of humor. I think the Hokage has it out for him, too. Not that it is any wonder. I mean, the dude did try to run off and join Sound. But, he seems alright now.
Also got pulled out of a kickass nap by Naruto. DFOJ#L@#J%L. That kid is a serious nutter. And then the little asswipe had the nerve to be grumpy at ME. Whatever. Like I care.
Played shogi with an old dude. Lost a lot. Swapped pictures and stories. Old people...rule.